Parsons

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow

wow, he pulled the hottest girl in the school, hes such a parsons

by anynonymouse December 16, 2022

Arsonist

A person who makes you angry because they have a nicer behind than yours

that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

parloist

An extremely loyal yet very annoying supporter of Green Roblox Femboys, protecting them at all costs as if you're the father the femboy never had, every single day again.

A: "Hey, remember when that green roblox femboy rage quitted because of Minecraft and even broke his screen? That was pretty funny."

B: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, YOU'RE LAUGHING AT HIS SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, I'M MAKING A VIDEO ON YOU NOW."

A: "Wait, what? I thought I was your friend. Are you a parloist?"

B: "IF YOU BETRAY ME, I EXPOSE YOU."

by thatboredgamer May 4, 2024

larsonist

Someone who acts or thinks like Daniel Larson

That nigga so retarded he a larsonist fr

by mcjiggaboo July 30, 2025

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility

Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo

by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016

chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.

chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons

by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017