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Paracite

The reviewer of a scientific publication who forces you to cite their own irrelevant paper.
One of the reviewers wants me to cite his paper on cancer biology in my manuscript of the mechanisms of bacterial resistance. What a paracite!
by amretal January 5, 2023
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Parachute Protestor

A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.
Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.
by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023
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Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
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Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008
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the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.
Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!
by Pussychute December 21, 2016
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chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.
I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.
by jugghandler July 5, 2016
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atomic parachute

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven
"I gave Emily the raunchiest Atomic Parachute last night, dude."
by Bowen2Win August 5, 2017
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