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Paras

The god of all men, whose name can be said
in a long monotone voice, which will
immediately impregnate all women within a
5km radius of his position. Some say that the
only way to be granted into Paras heaven is to
show him a glorious picture of Sike
Mawowski, of which one only exists. If the
wrong image is presented, the sed being is
immediately crushed into one singular naan
bread, of which Paras hastily devours,
pleasing him for a short time, before
searching for more beings to crave his
hunger.
"Oh lawd, I'm pregnant!, Darn Paras is back at
it"
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Alchemist used paras to turn everything into gold
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Paras is a lodu
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Ven Para

A great song by K-pop girl group Weeekly.
Stans are so mad about this eing just because of the group’s concept change that they couldn’t stop to appreciate how good it actually is.
Stan: “Bro what did they do to Weeekly, Ven Para is so bad!”
Me, enlightened: “Collect yourself hon, Ven Para outsold.”
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Paras Virk

A very common name in gay men in India. They usually get with men whom name starts with 'R', 'S' or 'Z'. Paras is one of those UwU men that like to jack off to gay midget 69 porn. Paras likes to talk alot to peolple, and animals. paras is a cat person and has short testicles. His favorite food is cock.
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i have to stock para
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Para

Scottish slang, short for paranoid.

Used most often by those from Glasgow.
“I could hear noises in my house but I’m home alone. I might just be para.”
by glasgowstar May 30, 2022
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