paid mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.

Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

by Rosanika April 24, 2024

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Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

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Paid

I haven't been paid anything by anyone. I don't know who the hell you paid but it sure as hell wasn't me. And I don't shut up about my contribution because no one but me will say anything about it. My contribution has yet to be formally acknowledged. And no you couldn't have done it without me because the potential for the solution literally existed for years (since 2015 before I even started writing). So, no. I'm not going to let any amount of bald-retard jealousy undermine the most significant accomplishment in the last several decades. Will the 2 trillion dollar valuation I could literally pay all of your fighters out-of-pocket more than you can actually afford to pay based on how much generate with their labor.

Hym "And I'd need to be paid a lot more than that. And I'm going to need some residuals. And a holiday. And Jordan Peterson needs to go back to Canada."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024

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paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

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paid bot

Someone who likes as many YouTube videos as possible and also subscribes to 500+ YouTube channels*

*compared to unpaid human YouTube watchers who only watch worthwhile YouTube videos

He's such a paid bot; he likes every video he watches and subscribes to over 500 channels just to keep his feed full, while I stick to quality content.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

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