pacemaker

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart.

The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.

People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.

John had a Pacemaker put in so that he could live an (almost) normal life again.

by the juicebox September 19, 2008

pace abuser

An extremely fast, dark African that cannot be stopped.

Look at that pace abuser tank through the mile.

by Kdog100 March 3, 2014

New Mexico Pace Car

A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.

Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."

by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015

Charlie Pace

The best thing on the Lostisland ever!!!

A drug-addled washed up one-hit-wonder.

Overcame a heroin addiction with the help of John Locke

RIP.

Charlie Pace- * Not Pennys Boat *

by Laurenislost14 October 16, 2008

pace pal

A viewer that shows up on a live speedrun with green splits.
He's lacking knowledge about the game and speedrunning and bluntly presents his ignorance.

A typical pace pal says retarded things like:
"can this still wr?"
"his split is red. reset!" "why is he not resetting?"
"do carpetless, mr. streamer"
when a good run dies he might say:
"could be worse" "its only a game lol"
"why is he so mad about a run"
"he should just do a another one"

*30 minutes into a run the splits are green*
pace pal1: "is this wr pace?"
pace pal2: "does he do the carpetless strat?"
frequent viewer: "fucking pace pals WeirdChamp"

by Owaek March 7, 2020

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK

by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019

Pacer test

The worst gym activity known to man! Basically u line up at the starting line and when u hear a go signal, obviously u start running or jogging. u have to get to the finish line before the beep. But it keeps going until everyone gets out. The last kid left is 99.99999999999999% an athletic kid. When the gym teacher assigns a pacer test, it is just a death sentence with extra steps.

Gabe: yo Ian we are having a pacer test today
Ian: put something nice on my grave(๑•﹏•)

by Chantix turkey April 29, 2020