Owen

A sound guy that everyone needs in there life, someone you cant live without

Mandem: "your my Owen"

Pal: "OMG that means so much to me your my Owen"

by Okooko November 6, 2017

Owen

Owen is a great friend with many skills.He always makes someones day and gives people a reason to smile and laugh.Also is a very good singer.Usually has blond hair and any color of eyes.Smart, nice, and humble are only a few words to describe him.Has a fascination for science.A friend like him is never going to let you down even though he sometimes takes inside jokes to seriously.

Owen is a great friend.

by Amartinez2019 November 10, 2019

owened

A delicate mix of owned and Owen Wilson, one can call it out when they commit Wilson level ownage on a noob.

(Player 1 kills Player 2)
Player 1: Owened!
Player 2: *cries*
Player 1: Wilson!

by Nick C-L May 31, 2007

owened

To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.

<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'

by bob elenothar July 29, 2008

Owen

A guy with a huge penis bigger than Colin and Wiley's combined

Wow he must be an Owen he has a huge dick

by The juicegod May 23, 2016

The Owen

To ejaculate on a womans face and hair while she is asleep.

I was horny but my girl fell asleep so I gave her the owen.

by OwenCreator March 2, 2008

Owens

Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".

"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."

by privyninja September 15, 2009