optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner
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Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.
Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?
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optics

Usually, in a mainstream or social media context, jargon to describe the way in which an event or process will be perceived. Often used with other political jargon - notably virtual signalling, where the "signal" is intended to generate a specific and ideally positive public association ("good optics").
Shell Exec (1): "We've just made £8 billion in profits from selling super-priced oil, and the northern hemisphere is heating up like crazy. We need to soften the optics. How about we chuck a few million quid at those desperate muppets at British Cycling?! Worth a shot?"
Shell Exec (2): "Blatant virtue signalling - you never fail Hank - I think that could be the most transparent bit of greenwashing in history! But those lycra boys will never buy it..."
British Cycling official: "wow, thanks, guys; we always knew the oil industry was really nice."
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optics

Often in a mainstream or social media setting, the way in which an event or process is perceived by others. Often related to the act of virtue signalling - optics are how a signal will be received/ "look".
Shell marketing exec (1): "we need to signal that our company is all about saving the planet, not making £8 Billion profit - and sponsoring those desperate muppets at British Cycling for a few million quid seems like a no brainer"
Shell marketing exec (2) "you've got it - the optics are great, although surely those fresh-air lycra boys won't buy it?!"
British Cycling: "thanks guys, you're so lovely, we cyclists always knew the oil industry was our friend"
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Optics

He is daddy
!define Optics
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psycho-optic

I'm so PSYCHO-OPTIC I could see that dude was gonna eat his cat with beans and rice.
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optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.
someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.
by rockin randall 1973 October 01, 2009
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