Munich ticks

Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.
Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?

Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.

Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?

Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
by Dr Euan Mitchell August 31, 2008
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Steez Tick

Someone that hates on your "style with eaze" and then trys to copy and paste it.
Trey: Dude, Josh was totally hatin on your skinnies!

Terrel: I know, but he's just a steez tick because yesterday I saw him at the mall buying the same pants!
by LadyBunni13 February 25, 2010
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diny tick

1. I need a microscope to find your diny tick.

2. Your testicles are tiny and yet they're bigger than your diny tick!
by TigBits31 March 31, 2009
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Tick tock

Someone who takes ages to think of a come back
*laughing* he is such a tick tock
by Goddess of sex January 26, 2015
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The death tick

The sound a claymore makes in Call of Duty 4 when you trip it. Its nickname is the death tick because when you hear the "tick" you die.
I'll go in first, if you hear the death tick run....AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by KING MAISON May 13, 2008
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ball-tick

person who is unpleasant to be around because they suck you dry. they generally just like to suck.

See Donte as in Don Worden
Quick hide, here comes that ball-tick Donte, I can't stand him.
by J Marek January 11, 2004
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dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.
I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!
by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008
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