Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 15, 2010

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D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.

"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."

by Ligua Frank-a June 05, 2014

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pregnancy wand

A fully functional penis.

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."

by ass violator 9000 June 17, 2017

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Banger wand

Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.

The only way to safely put the the dab into that glowing red banger is with a banger wand

by TwogunsTony October 07, 2022

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rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows

She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.

by k3rrsed May 14, 2008

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