Gentleman of the road

A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.

In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .

I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

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Road Beef

A term commonly used in reference to the girls that are f'd on the long road trips for athletes.

Johnny enjoys his Miami road beef.

by Howie Hardass November 06, 2007

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Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.

"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."

by Peanutknight October 04, 2021

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Road Pizza

Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car

Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza

by Ripo60 June 13, 2019

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derby road

Nottingham rhyming slang meaning cold as cold is apparently prounced as coad in a Nottingham accent.

nb. Derby Road is also an actual road in Nottingham

It's a bit derby road

by Martinius May 14, 2008

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