Lockdown

There never was unanimity in respect for any lockdown anywhere. The initial lockdowns are the reason nobody respects them or the people trying to lock everything down.

People saw the lockdown for what it was, a group/entity of people trying to take control of everyone else's lives.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Glizzy on lockdown

When your girlfriend has you in a leg lock and won't let go.

Ben: I'm Scared I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jake: Why?
Ben: She had my glizzy on lockdown

by GoreDios April 02, 2024

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

lockdown pounds

Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise

I put on 8 lockdown pounds in March.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

lockdownitis

When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole

I have lockdownitis

by frank bob frank January 28, 2021

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 05, 2022

fatal lockdown

shoot someone and then fuck the bullet hole.

keanu: did you hear? gary busey gave his maid the fatal lockdown!

johnny: what a fucking maniac!

by Bob Ravenscroft July 11, 2008