Onision

Onision is a man who does comedy videos, music videos and other stuffs. In his videos he tells the truth. Some people hates him because of that. Some peoples gets offended by some of his videos, but he has a warning before (almost) every video that some people ignore. So if you ignore the warning its not Onisions fault that you got offended, its yours.

Person: I hate Onison...he always offend peoples.
Onision fan: Don't watch him then.

by Onisionfan November 30, 2015

oisin

can be a cool guy,but around girls he's annoying, trying to chat them up all the time.

oh your such an oisin

by doom12345678910 September 29, 2011

Caught offside

Penetrating a female's anus, when the female assumes one would be penetrating the her vagina

Example #1

Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...

Example #2

Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident

by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014

oisin

is a lanky midget who enjoys fondling his tiny minuscule willy. He has no friends and cant take a joke. In short Oisin is a Gayboy who no one likes. He also is terrible at sports and if he plays basketball is pretty much a shit version of Joakim Noah.

Oisin: Pass the ball , I'm open!
John: No you penis fondling prick. You shoot like Joakim Noah and you have no friends , you stupid child rapist!
Oisin: OK :(

by Oisinisachildrapist January 4, 2018

Oisin

A lad whose probly been on the sesh since the ripe age of 10 most likely has a girlfriend thats only interested fo his money and hangs out with the scary roadmen

Timmy: did you here about that oisin lad?
Steve: yes hes really scary and his gf is a hoe
Timmy: ye

by Astingydruggy March 20, 2020

Onision

Super cool guy that lots of people don't like lol

"Do you like onision?"
"no"
"Well, i do"

by CRONKHolly July 31, 2016

Oisín

A person who says he isn't gay even though everyone knows he is gay. They often says they have the power of women on their side but this is not true. They are also shit at Tetris.

"Oisín you are gay. Everyone knows it. You are also shit at Tetris."

by Thomas the chad April 27, 2022