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Nutella

The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!
Man that Nutella is amazing
by Happy_monkey345 May 4, 2015
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Nutella

A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)

TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle
by Nuttier than Nutella July 20, 2016
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Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.
- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?
by mohawkd123 November 28, 2016
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got the nutella

sexual acts far too perverse to discuss, write, or sign (with hands)
Lord Farquad- "Dude. I got the nutella today. SO AWESOME"
Magic Mirror- "...ew."
by plooperscooper February 4, 2010
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Nutella

recommended to be used with bananas, provided that proper consent is given
get ur banana out of my nutella!!
by muahahahahahaha May 22, 2003
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Nutella Sandwich

A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.
Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha
by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010
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bitch nutella

The shit on the end of your dick after bum love
I pulled my cock out and there was so much bitch nutella on it, it was rank.
by Drift2236 June 11, 2006
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