A Nurse Purse

1) A pervert's scrotum that has been fashioned into a fancy handbag by an angry nurse.

A Texan man wanted to live out a fantasy of his while hospitalized, but Miss Jones didn't feel the same way and turned his scrotum into a nurse purse.

by BeaverKing83 November 13, 2010

disco nurse

A person (mostly female) who provides coke or other drugs at night clubs or discotheques, illicitly (natch). Males are usually called 'the Doctor'.

Man, let's party!

Ok, I just have to find the disco nurse.

by icyfurnace March 7, 2010

cross-nurse

to breastfood another woman's baby

Julia and Kim are so close friends that they occasionally (lack of time...) cross-nurse each other's babies.

by paco 23 October 3, 2008

mummy nurse

your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.

Tonight Mummy Nurse is in charge!

by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018

date nurse

Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend

Megan is such a date nurse

by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018

rodeo nursing

the act of sedating or restraining a patient whom is usually psychotic

trying to give that guy an injection was like rodeo nursing!

by mmmeeelllyyy October 25, 2011

Nurse Ass

Maidika/Nurse Ass is known for posting horrible things to petchat, to the point where nobody likes them.

They are also known for flooding to any new users posts and acting all friendly, tricking the new users into being their friend.

When someone is being problematic, they're acting like Nurse Ass

by Hellopetdefs April 8, 2023