Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.

Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums

by tooters222444 January 28, 2022

Num bumming

The Act of Num bumming/ getting Num Bummed by a Num Bummer. Is the process of taking 3 or more fingers onto a (preferably guy's) Rectum and making it numb

Person 1: Yo bro I heard that "frank" got a Num Bumming by "charlie"
Person 2: Dang he must've got a one fat ass

by SukhpreetRunsBrampton September 22, 2023

num-num

A person who is very simple in the brain and cannot figure out basic human concepts such as being able to pick a pen up without hitting your head on a table. They usually have literally no common sense and more commonly then not go by the names Olivia, Tilly and Lucy

Omg they literally just bashed their head against a wall and didn't notice! What a num-num!

by shussshhhh April 24, 2023

num num

A person's private parts; a proxy word to protect children's innocence.

Mommy what's that in between daddy's legs?

Thats his num num honey!

by Bjork8645 December 14, 2021

Num num

When you frisking a cat with your index finger. While also meaning to the sounds of old town road.

I was banging num num kitty cats with Luke yesterday

by Daddy sauce May 27, 2019

Num num

Rubbing down a cat like a man in an airport. If your name is Luke this comes naturally. And often.

Bro that Num num was right and tight

by Daddy sauce May 27, 2019

Num nums

The slang word for boobs

I would really like to try your num nums

by Wicked1967 March 11, 2020