Kia

Kia uhuy
by jovelien_xx October 13, 2022
mugGet the Kiamug.

Kia

n. A smol silver/grey haired neko with class plus sass at the age of 21 and most importantly extreme self pride. Despite her prideful efforts, people often fail to acknowledge that she too is also a woman. She is just as much as involved in her hubris, as much as she is involved in her neko side as well as her neko habits. What do you mean she doesn't have neko traits?!

She has cat ears for crying out loud! Her tail however....That's actually a mystery. But people should still love her regardless. Males specifically. They are so quick to back off when they find a woman like her. Also she likes red. So if you see this lovely 3 inch woman, give her a rose and see how the smol cat reacts.
Ex.1:

Boyfriend: Hi my name is Boyfriend and this is my jerk of a failed Quinder Date, Kia

Kia: WTF did you just call me?! It's not my fault you were afraid to hookup with me!

Boyfriend: See? This is why I don't like her.

Ex.2:

Kia: Hey Lia. I'm feeling cat-ish. Can I lay on your lap.

Lia: Of course, Kia!

Kia: Thanks.
by SparkleBagel75 July 17, 2022
mugGet the Kiamug.

Kias

Kias is a big hugger and a kind soul. At times he may switch to an alter ego where you may be challenged by big dick energy. That is not for consumption. Keep Kias out your mouth and especially away from children. We love Big Daddy Kias.
Big Boy Kias is on a mad one today lads. He just squashed an infant under his boot with ease!
by The UK's Messiah April 13, 2020
mugGet the Kiasmug.

Kia Optima

The largest red flag in a woman. These cars are generally driven by horrible people because they are cheap and reliable, the average person would buy this car thinking its a great car, but doesn't know anything about them. When men drive these cars, they are typically very foreign. When women drive these cars, they usually have done up nails with lash extensions and smell like dank. Sometimes, you will see them beat up. The average optima owner does not know how to nor has the money to perform a basic or simple repair.
Hey man, I just got a new girlfriend. She drives a kia optima.

Leave her.
by ItsTeslaDude April 24, 2023
mugGet the Kia Optimamug.

Kia anitok

Some fat girl that got leaked in gg.grounded aka nyytards and fwbrent server, she catfished them and got swatted.
Kia anitok catfished nyytard and carried 2021 anitok
by fwkoolaid May 4, 2023
mugGet the Kia anitokmug.

Kia

soulmate starts with an N three letters
sexy and a leader
don't mistreat her or she will end you
caring
who is kia ?
she's a caring girl
by chama7 November 22, 2020
mugGet the Kiamug.

Kia

God overpowering all of us. Humanity’s destruction
Me: wait is that Kia?
Cc: yeah
Me: oh no
by Mango360 September 25, 2020
mugGet the Kiamug.

Share this definition