Nordic Blowjob

When a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth and gives you a blowjob.

Guy1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, and she had ice cubes in her mouth."
Guy2: "Yeah, a Nordic Blowjob."

by Erik Smarglesson August 7, 2009

Nordak

I send thee toothaches, girlfriends who cheat, and the evening news. St. Jude means nothing here, for I...am Nordak.

Nordak bids misère.

by Nordak July 12, 2011

nordor

Code for know-it-all

That Taylor kid is such a nordor

by TR0YZZZ August 22, 2011

nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life

My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!

by Speler May 19, 2016

nordic style

When a person masturbates 2 diffrent people at once like milking a cow.

jackie: hey joe and daniel lets do it nordic style
joe: Get the bucket and the lotion, things are going to get moooo-tastick

by TheDictionaryGod6969 July 23, 2017

Norma-Bating

When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.

‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’

Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.

by GambitSGH July 30, 2018

nordgasm

when you get so buzzed it feels like an orgasm

bruh i just nordgasmed

by Mcforlifeboys March 24, 2020