Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020

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A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019

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by A living human? March 16, 2020

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A pedo in Speedo’s

Charlie key is a right nonce because he plays with 12 year olds

by MeetingWheel69 May 29, 2019

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A person (or persons) whom have attempted to secure a free car exhaust and threatened to use their large social media following to full effect, only to have this back fire and it be discovered that they partake in sexual relations with minors.

Dave Aspden.

That Dave Aspden is a right nonce.

by Dave Hebson December 4, 2019

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A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 5, 2020

Nonce

A guy who fucks 5 year old

The kid is walking down the road she feels a warm breath on her neck a man grabs her and puts her in his van and strips her naked...... the van shakes
He is a nonce

by I’m not 5 April 13, 2019