weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Needs must

It is necessary

Not really hungry and cannot be bothered to cook. But needs must

by Needs must August 27, 2020

need a fill

when your acrylics grow out leaving a gap between the “did” nail and the nailbed.

“I was ringing out the dude before closing and he had the audacity to tell me ‘you need a fill’ as he took his change”

by Zeester December 28, 2019

nigga needs

Desperate black nigga with needs of being called mah nigga

Look at that nigga! They probably have nigga needs!

by nigga needs male good deeds October 24, 2020

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.

"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"

by kayemmdee August 1, 2012

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018