no furniture

A girl with loose walls that no longer grip dick

That bitch ain’t got no furniture

by Guckyoubbbbbb November 3, 2019

Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 21, 2009

Move furniture

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound

Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.

by Ry the don January 8, 2022

furniturized

this word means that your home is well furnished. it’s basically an acronym.

your home is well furniturized!

by Rhea Suidan June 17, 2022

Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it

We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment

by goodisfed December 16, 2022

human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.

He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.

by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023

chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.

After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture

by medicneballer April 26, 2019