It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"
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Get the what a niceee mug.The almighty term used when someone tells you something but you don't give 2 up-side-down fucks about it, but you do not want to hurt their fragile feelings because it would cause drama if you were to just say "I don't care and never did" .
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normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
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normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
ever man's most depressing text message
by ArabianMonkeyPenguin April 12, 2011
Get the it was really nice to meet you mug.Phrase muttered at a urinal to make small talk or to cover for the fact that the person saying it has just looked at your junk.
Good way to mess with an annoying person who picked the urinal next to yours when there are many others open.
Good way to mess with an annoying person who picked the urinal next to yours when there are many others open.
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