NFT

Something that retards see as the most important thing in the world but it leads to their downfall

Girl: ugh my husband loves NFT so much I had to break up with his stupid ass
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

NFT

jpegs that you have to pay thousands of dollars for

nftbro: i love my monkey jpeg nfts

by WILODR May 2, 2022

NFTs

A risky investment, bought using various cryptocurrencies on their assigned blockchains, that gets a bad rep because of people who didn’t do their research, from both sides of the argument.

Thing 1: I just bought some NFTs on the ethereum blockchain!

Thing 2: You idiot you could’ve just right clicked

Thing 1: 🙄

Thing 2: 🙄

by Comedic Silver May 4, 2022

NFT

Never-ending Fun Time

NFT is San Diego stands for Never-ending Fun Time

by LordofGrange May 8, 2022

NFT

the stupidest concept ever

Person 1: Yo dude! I bought an NFT
Person 2: We're not friends anymore.

by Melvin Hendrickson May 12, 2022

NFT

slang for "boring" and "overpriced"

"Hey, Rick. Did you catch The Batman in IMAX?"

"I thought about it but Rotten Tomatoes said it was an NFT."

by Woah, Black Betty--Bramble Jam May 12, 2022

NFT Kid

NFT Kid is the guy who is always there for his team and never disapoints when shooting a three making a layup or making an awesome pass and after everyone screams "N-F-T N-F-T N-F-T". Even of the court or field he is always a Great friend to have and he is always cool to hang around.

Announcer: NFT Kid with another three pointer!
The Croud: N-F-T N-F-T N-F-T!!!!!

by NFT Kid May 13, 2022