New Orleans Massacre 

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)

Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."

New Orleans Massacre by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

new Orleans accordion

The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action

Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure

new Orleans accordion by Soda_pop January 29, 2025

New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff

A New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff is when someone poops, (preferably on a table or somewhere easily accessible) and the you nut on the turn and it is a New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff.

For example: Lucas laid a New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff on his dining table, and then consumed it.

New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff by Weiner9030 February 12, 2026

New Orleans style pretzel

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and you dip your thumb in Tabasco sauce and then shove it in her asshole, simultaneously giving her a fishhook with your free hand. Afterward you shove your Tabasco thumb in her mouth.

I met this girl and took her to the house. Once there I gave her the old New Orleans style pretzel. After I was done I wiped my dick on the curtains and I chirped out.

New Orleans style pretzel by Monkebutt1 March 26, 2026

going to new orleans 

When someone takes your shoes

Reference to the common shoe scam in new orleans where people ask you "where you got your shoes from"

"My friend says he's going to new orleans next period"

going to new orleans by ears_ears December 12, 2021

Owner of the New Orleans saints 

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)

Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street

Owner of the New Orleans saints by b17 January 31, 2014

land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama

made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".

Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.

land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama by yeastyrabbit August 27, 2012