by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015
Get the testicle nesticle mug.A nesbit is a boy who spends too much time with his girlfriend. Doing things such as not going out with his friends to stay in with his girlfriend and always talking about her. Being a nesbit is easier to spot if you knew the boy before his girlfriend and he then changed significantly on his route to nesbitdom.
EX 1 Tell you what, he has been a right nesbit since he started going out with her..
EX 2
James: Is Tom coming out tonight?
Richard: No, he is being a nesbit and staying in with his bird!
James: Fucking nesbit
EX 2
James: Is Tom coming out tonight?
Richard: No, he is being a nesbit and staying in with his bird!
James: Fucking nesbit
by psrj22 December 14, 2010
Get the nesbit mug.Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.
*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*
*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*
Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”
by twifangirl21 April 26, 2009
Get the Nessie mug.To sniff and enjoy an attractive girls seat when she has got up to dance the Foxtrot or other ballroom classics.
Richard clocked Doris getting up to dance the tango and saddled over to her seat; he dropped his hanky near Doris' chair, bent down and stuck his nose where her pert bottom had been for 30 minutes then started Neeping. " Phew that is a bit tart, but enjoyable to say the least" Said Richard
by griggy July 1, 2011
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by deprivEd February 1, 2004
Get the neslie mug.The technical Bulgarian term for vagina; has recently become an obscure slang used to test whether a man is a cockNOMing fag or not.
Counterpart to the male Penicilus.
Counterpart to the male Penicilus.
IMPROPER USAGE
"Man, Nepsises fail."
This makes you a dicksuckling little fagwad.
PROPER USAGE
"I like a-da Nepsis. Am not gayuh."
This makes you not gayuh, or a lesbian (of the hot variety).
"Man, Nepsises fail."
This makes you a dicksuckling little fagwad.
PROPER USAGE
"I like a-da Nepsis. Am not gayuh."
This makes you not gayuh, or a lesbian (of the hot variety).
by Richter Raping Richter January 9, 2009
Get the Nepsis mug.a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.
b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!
b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao September 26, 2008
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