need a cookie

Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck

“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?

by Xrjdy hv dt April 21, 2022

The Big Need

sex, being horny

"Baby get over here I'm feeling the Big Need."

by Tele Man May 25, 2012

Needs must

It is necessary

Not really hungry and cannot be bothered to cook. But needs must

by Needs must August 27, 2020

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

nigga needs

Desperate black nigga with needs of being called mah nigga

Look at that nigga! They probably have nigga needs!

by nigga needs male good deeds October 24, 2020

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

need a fill

when your acrylics grow out leaving a gap between the “did” nail and the nailbed.

“I was ringing out the dude before closing and he had the audacity to tell me ‘you need a fill’ as he took his change”

by Zeester December 28, 2019