fatass mccracken

Super fatass with a huge ass crack

Whoa check out that plumber. He's a fatass mccracken

by therealretard01 April 25, 2014

Henry McCracken

Probably the nicest person you will ever meet to be honest. If you ever see him you will fall instantly in love.

"Hey is that the hotty named Henry McCracken?"

by Definitely not henry November 19, 2019

Bert McCracken

a useless untalented meth head

Bert McCracken is such a drug addict

by Northstar56 February 24, 2020

Bradley Hiscock McCracken

someone who has a very large sexy cock that only a badass mother fucker can have

OMG have you met the new guy? He is a Bradley Hiscock McCracken

by 00Beautiful_Disaster00 April 12, 2017

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

Big Ernie McCracken

An expert bowler as in the movie "Kingpin".

"We had a chance to win the league game but not after "Big Ernie McCracken" showed up".

by SKINLADEN December 15, 2021