Let me sing you the song of my people
Let me sing you the song of my people by Modern Women December 22, 2025
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She's on my dick
She's on my dick by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022
Because that's on my resume
Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.
Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
Because that's on my resume by Ediberto May 21, 2018
Tike Myson
The undefeated, undisputed toddlerweight champion of the world.
In his prime, none could match him, even Duster Bouglas was easily swept aside.
In his prime, none could match him, even Duster Bouglas was easily swept aside.
Some believe that Tike Myson might even be better than the legendary Ahammad Muli.
Viewer 1: Look at that little tike go!
Tike’s mother: That Tike is Myson!
Viewer 1: Look at that little tike go!
Tike’s mother: That Tike is Myson!
Tike Myson by Alex-2598 November 15, 2022
Mysonne
Mysonne's are one of the sexiest dudes out there. He is also rare he really cares about people feelings when you care about his. He's real about things, he not no opp either so ain't no snitching. Mysonne's usually have big dicks. Their also freaks so... If you date a Mysonne your lucky!
Mysonne by Whytfyoulurking March 3, 2020
Mysonne
The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Jayden, he will never let you down.
Jayden is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy,!safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Jayden is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humour, Jayden can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Jayden will never understand how much you love him.
He is he reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Jayden is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Jayden, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Jayden is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy,!safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Jayden is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humour, Jayden can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Jayden will never understand how much you love him.
He is he reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Jayden is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Jayden, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
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Mysonne by HenxhmenK^ May 18, 2021