When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
by iceman 69 November 15, 2010
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Unable to make a long term commitment, it's too depressing when it doesn't work out. Fun, Carefree, loving the wind in your face , never on time, living life like it 's over soon.
Unable to make a long term commitment, it's too depressing when it doesn't work out. Fun, Carefree, loving the wind in your face , never on time, living life like it 's over soon.
by 1Moman February 4, 2010
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Brooke Mosteller is convinced that people care about her life after she won the beauty contest, but there are much more important things than who won Miss SC.
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