The Mongoose

When you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn't get everywhere and you fuck her in the ass and yell "Ricky Ticky Tabby"

Yo, Did you see tony give that bitch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?

by The Bloody Mongoose Machine August 30, 2010

mongoose

a sexy threesome of like strolls in kent and small dogs named Bengitas

hi there im a mongoose and proud of it! YEAH

by gy6h April 14, 2008

Montana Moonhouse

Two people are going at it in an outhouse, the man standing, and the woman bent over. Either while or after the man climaxes, he shoves the woman's head into the septic pit.
Similar to a swirly, only instead of a semi-clean flushing toilet, they just get lots of feces all over their head.

Jana's hair sure smells shitty since the Montana Moonhouse.

by ienjoyopium April 23, 2009

Mongoose

A general term used to discribe any sexual interaction between a long haired gothic chick and her obsessed numeric boyfriend.

Obsessed numeric boyfriend: Mooooooongoooose?

Long haired gothic chick: RRRRrrrrrrrrraooooW!

by 7 November 3, 2004

mongoose

the way of when someone masturbates then flirts and then rapes him/her when he/she is 18 or older

by diego June 2, 2003

mongooseman

a really hot sexy nigga who is the real eternal sex god not matt also he is white a white man very white and all cute girls have crushes on him and think he is cute and smart and hot and funny and he also has a lot of talents and is very cool he is also a airsoft pro and wins all his airsoft games cause he is pro and all the girls like him cause of that even ones with dicks

mongooseman is sexy haha i want to fuck him but i cant say that cause im a bitch so im just gonna call him black and say he kissed his dad a lot

by cue girl June 26, 2018

mongooseman

a really cute and sexy guy who is very cool and all the girls love him he is so smart and neat he is the eternal sex god not matt and he is a funny guy with a bunch of pals and he kills every pitbull on earth he is also a pro gamer and he owns a hude discord server full of nerds who are not as cool as him haha cool guy and he wins all his airsoft games cause he is a pro airsoft guy and all the girls like him cause of that and cause he is a smart and cute and white

wow hahaha mongooseman is so cute and i have a crush on him and want to fuck him but im nervous so i wont tell him ill just call him black gay and say he kissed his dad

by cue girl June 26, 2018