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moofer

Moo - fer: noun - A term used to describe a person as resembling a cow. Slang: A term used to refer to a friend in a slightly degrading way but as a friendly greeting.
1) "That chick is a real Moofer!"

2) "Hey Moofers... Let's buggy up!"
"Thanks for the ICDB, Moofer!"
by PastorVor July 12, 2004
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moofer

a non-gender-specific term for genitals.
"If you don't stop that, I'll kick you in the moofer."
by bertiem August 11, 2009
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monoface

It's like monotone, except with the face. Just one face; it doesn't change.
Berkli: I put smiley faces on all my texts.

Ashlyn: I don't, because I don't want to be monofaced.
by uujenna May 6, 2010
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moof

Clarus says "moof"
by finder_error September 17, 2002
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moffat wank

1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).

2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.

Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).

Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
by evil_gumball_666 January 9, 2013
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moofah

A word to describe randomness. It is frequently used to break long silences in conversation, when neither participants have anything to say.
"So..."
"..."
"..."
"...moofah?"
by pandamonium! October 18, 2008
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moofasa

If this is your last name you are very not sexy you want t have sex everytime you see a lady and your dick is the size of my marrage. You get 0 bitches and unfunny
POV moofasa sees a girl dick gets hard
by these nutsssss February 9, 2022
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