Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb

Russ stop been a massive koso mongo

by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021

Mongo

Sometimes referred to as Popcorn.

Let's go to the movie and get a drink and Mongo

by PawPawBob July 6, 2019

Mongo

Any persons belonging to the native or indigenous tribes of america that share similar dna, rna, haplogroups, and blood types with the Mongolians of Mongolia and other Asian countries.

A native or indigenous person according to the black law dictionary is any persons born in any country regardless of their origin. For example, an persons orgins could be Arabia but this individual may be born in America. This will classify this person as an native american regardless of orgin.

The mongo who lives on the reservation claims his orgin is American but his dna says he is from Mongolia.

by Choctaw dan August 9, 2022

Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.

"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"

by KiloChad August 16, 2022

Pulled a Mongo

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.

Jake was supposed to meet us out at Summerfest, but he pulled a Mongo

by bighooper69 July 3, 2025

Mongo

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts

For fuck sake Paolo hurry up and chip out, your being a mongo again

by Paulc87 December 24, 2022