monachen

a word addressing a homosexual individual(s)

Yo, everywhere I went in NYC, I saw monachens holding hands, it was really weird.

by The beebster August 21, 2010

manaconda

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"

by skankbastard December 29, 2004

Monacle

A single shackle.
As manifasted by Tycho of Penny Arcade glory.

-Gee bob, thats a real big monacle you've got there.
-That sure is, Jim.

by Akimbo April 20, 2005

monocon

A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.

He is such a monocon, cant he tell i dont care what he thinks.

by Otrakei March 26, 2009

Monacle Boy

N. A person who is nerdy enough to have broken his glasses and tried to fix it with the magic of scotch tape... unsuccessfully.

ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.

V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.

Jared Lorraine can also be referred to as a MONACLE BOY as he has broken his glasses.

Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.

Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.

by Ozian April 2, 2009

monaro

A crappy looking car that looks like it was made in the twenties.

HAHA! That guy is driving a Monaro.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

moncomma

When a person is in a state of panic when someone is pursuing them as they try to warn others on the situation.

mon = one
comma = coming

"ahhhh shit there be moncomma"

"hurry up, moncomma"

by moncomma2 February 21, 2009