motty

Someone who is kind and yet an asshole at the same time, but still manages to win the women over with his good looks and fun personality. Someone who is crazy. Someone who is beautiful. Someone who doesnt care of what others think of them, however still lets others influence them once within their presence (makes the person somewhat two faced). A person who can make someone happy and sad within two seconds time. Motty can be someone that will stay in your heart forever, or can be a person that'll wish you never met.

Person1: Did you see motty yesterday?
Person2: Yeah, he/she made me cry at night but then i forgot about it the next morning.

by Andyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 16, 2006

moet

champaigne for the highest society.

Biggy Biggy Smalls - "up in the club sippin Mo-et is where you'll find me."

by djanser May 13, 2003

Mooty

When your man has a Kim K booty

Boy, dat is a fine mooty

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

monty haul

A derogatory term for a tabletop RPG that is far too easy and therefore poses no challenge to its players, usually a 'Monty Haul' game quickly becomes boring once it's players become the most powerful things in the game world.
Named for the host of "the Price is Right" a TV quiz show.

"This adventure is a bit of a Monty Haul, I cant remember the last time I was even wounded."

by Aedwynn July 29, 2005

Monty Prong

Shit Hot, awesome, mega cool, fuckin wicked.

Slatey's car is monty prong!

by David Woods July 26, 2006

Morty

The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.

Morty bought more crack from Falner today.

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

mootykins

Moots anime character

we summon mootykins

by kden69 January 20, 2016