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that shit's medical

When referring to the level of a person's stupidity - the case being that the person is so stupid it's not even their fault, they clearly are a cretin, or an imbecile...
My neighbour is such an imbecile that he shovelled the snow off his car, driveway and path and piled it high on the sidewalk so that no-one could walk down the road. I mean, that shit's medical...
by mrbruceman March 13, 2012
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medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
by Alvarex March 25, 2011
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2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008
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medical cocaine

The next excuse: coming soon in 2015. But wait, it's not an addiction. Muh doctor gave me a prescription. You should be more open minded.
Yuppie 1: dude so like I told my doctor I has back pains
Yuppie 2: yeah
Yuppie 1: and then I got my medical cocaine card! *snort*
Yuppie 2: lol *snort*
Yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with LSD?
Yuppie 2: idk like 2016 *snort*
by lolsnort January 14, 2014
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Medical Assistant

The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.
Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!

Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.

Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.

Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?

or

Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!

Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?
by mad smart June 29, 2012
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Emergency Medical Technician

Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT
"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."
by Jade_baby August 8, 2006
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Medicalize

Stoner 1: Cops really fuck things up don't they?
Stoner 2: The government really needs to medicalize marijuana everywhere.
by Thebigmonkey December 2, 2009
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