misies

pronounced "MEE-SEAS." Greek Roots.

Hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Hanging out with my two friends and their misies.

by LJ Spate August 11, 2006

mistress america

A java teacher who is a very hairy for a female. Now some girls are hairy, but mistress america is on the same level of hairy as big foot or robin williams. The only difference between her and big foot big foot smells better, and knows more about computers. She is a poor teacher, and a hairy fuckin freak.

I cant see the difference between mistress america and big foot, but the smell gives mistress america away.

by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005

mitties

man titties. Man breasts due to being either really fat or doing roids.

That dude has some gigantic mitties. He should lay off those double quarter pounders.

by cc70192hs September 7, 2009

musties

1. (n) Marijuana that is no longer fresh, may have mold and/or mildew present. usually found it brick/hard packed form.

"I'm been huntin since wensday, an all peoples got is the musties"

by see "MILES" September 15, 2005

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

MisticSins

Ranboo lookalike

"Who is MisticSins?"
"Some gay bitch"

by Lannytastic December 3, 2022

cisgender house mistress

Proud house wife.

My husband loves coming home to his cisgender house mistress.

by belaughin June 26, 2017