condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

Evil minion

A person whose height is unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, and plots to take over the world. May or may not be working for someone else in their mission for world dominance, perhaps as part of a group of 'evil minions'

Person 1: Doesn't that little guy look suspicious?
Person 2: Yeah, I bet he's an evil minion!

by A. Girl May 18, 2013

Franky Minion

It is the figure of a evil smily face that originated in lancaster ohio on the high school latin room chalk board. It is used as the mascot on the youtube account FrankyProductionsInc. It is said it will one day rule the world.

You will all bow to the Franky Minion.

by FrankyMinion June 13, 2008

satan's minions

see

esoteric-occult-secret_societies-fraternal orders etc

satan and his minions are sick assholes

by fuckin freaks January 8, 2005

Douche minion

A follower and servant of a douche lord. Someone that is more repulsive than a douche lord; but not as nasty as a Douche Queen.

That fool does whatever that douche lord tells him too, he's a lowdown douche minion!

by nizipickatu April 12, 2010

apple minion

Pimp as mofo who needs to kill himself quick. Right after slapping his mother with his 4 ft cock.

Dude your suck an apple minion for doing that

by Pimp Ass Mofo November 5, 2013

Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.

Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.

by RevengGhost August 8, 2019