Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008

midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer

by somebody February 20, 2003

highschool midterms / Finals

7 different tests that each are 1 1/2 hours and test you on all the $hit you learned since day one of the school year. Its only worth 7% of your final grade for each class. It is a time you have no life because you are busy cramming for the hours of testing ahead especially for Spanish. Other wise known as death.

"Ok, Students its time to have no social life and cram for 7 different tests that each last 1 1/2 hours aka midterms and or finals don't worry about failing it is only worth 7% and your finals count for 7% too. Unless you have a c, which most students do because thats average, and fail you will be fine. Ok say goodbye to a social life and say hello to hell.

"*uck highschool midterms / finals they are a living hell!"

by *ucking school January 9, 2014

Gay Midget

Short ass little faggot

DAMN that Gay Midget gotta phat ass

by Gay Midget August 20, 2018

Midget Porn

1. Porn featuring midgets

2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.

I might finish this essy on time, if I cut back on the midget porn for a few days.

by PiemasterUK June 12, 2011

midget granny

Small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. They are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. You do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. They generally walk in front of you very slowly and piss you off and they often smell of piss and cigarettes.

"I'll kick midget grannies in the tits."

"You're such a midget granny"

"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."

"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"

"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"

by JenAsh May 11, 2008

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009