microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008

Reverse Microwave

A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.

Dude, I reverse microwaved that girl. My dick got frostbite.

by diddydubs November 1, 2011

microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

malaysian microwave

Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.

Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.

by JB-Noho December 14, 2008

microwave hoe

A skanky girl that is quick easy and nasty just like microwave food.

Anyone could sleep with Sarah, she a' microwave hoe.

by mariieh July 17, 2011

microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009

Microwaveable Burrito

The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...

Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.

by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009