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North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm
by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023
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microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"
by Command post Captains November 7, 2009
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microverse

A miniature variation of a universe that's different in ways other than ours. It was originally used in Rick and Morty "The Rick's Must Be Crazy" to power Rick's space cruiser within that microverse contained the miniverse and within the miniverse contained the teenyverse.
*Car Breaks Down*
Morty-Oh, boy. W-what's wrong, Rick? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?

Rick-Jesus, Morty. You can't just add a *burp*-- Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something.

Rick-Hmm looks like it's the microverse battery.
by MightyToad360YT November 13, 2019
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Microaerophilous (ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs)

Meaning of microaerophilous in English:

microaerophilous

ADJECTIVE

rare Microbiology

Requiring or having less oxygen than that of the atmosphere.

Origin
Early 20th century; earliest use found in Benjamin Jackson (1846–1927). From French microaérophile + -ous; compare -philous.

Pronunciation /ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs/
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Microaerophilous (ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs)
by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022
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Microwace

A chaotic device of unknown origin hosting a multitude of dials and switches of miscellaneous function.
You have been visited by the Microwace
God help you...
by EnderMeep March 30, 2022
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bombard with high level microwaves

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.
Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.
by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008
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Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
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