Such a god damn fucking god in the sack. When he enters me it feels like he's going to come out my throat. When his balls slap my asshole I quiver in delight. His hip circles make me creamy. Like creamed corn. He has the stickiest man juice of any man, boy, woman, or child. If Michael were on the Titanic he would have used his massive ballsack to stay afloat. Probably a male porn star in a past life. Sometimes has unibrow. The greatest guy I've met and I love him so much.
"Michael, fuck me hard!"
by crazypaddy's December 09, 2015
Michael is a fantastic amazing guy with an incredible sense of humor! Super kind and sweet once ya get to know him.. Secretly has a super sexual and Kinky side. Will drive you absolutely insane with love. HIS SMILE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD..no matter how many times he denies it!
by Dogs1 <3 September 09, 2018
To do anything (positive) relating to Michael Jackson!
Listening to MJ, looking at photos or videos of MJ, speaking to MJ fans, dancing to MJ, reading about MJ, dancing in the style of MJ, thinking about MJ, researching about MJ, talking about MJ, writing about MJ, spreading the truth and love about MJ, anything!
The verb 'To Michael' shall continue to relate to Michael Jackson forever, as a result of his huge impact across the world.
Michaeling is generally done by Michael Jackson Fans: the best fans in the world, keeping the MJ Legacy alive For All Time!
Listening to MJ, looking at photos or videos of MJ, speaking to MJ fans, dancing to MJ, reading about MJ, dancing in the style of MJ, thinking about MJ, researching about MJ, talking about MJ, writing about MJ, spreading the truth and love about MJ, anything!
The verb 'To Michael' shall continue to relate to Michael Jackson forever, as a result of his huge impact across the world.
Michaeling is generally done by Michael Jackson Fans: the best fans in the world, keeping the MJ Legacy alive For All Time!
Keep on Michaeling!
by GracePYT April 21, 2011
He will kill you.
Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.
All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.
Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.
All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.
by FelixWilhelm June 20, 2019
A hot boy who you might have a crush on but are so secretive about it you can't even tell your bestest of friends.
by Me_1 April 25, 2017
Michael is usually the best boyfriend you can have. He is cute, funny, smart, and athletic. Michaels are usually really nice to women. Michael has a long penis and knows how to get it done!
Girl: I don’t know this guys name but he has a really long penis
Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
by LookAtMyTitties January 16, 2019
A complex yet amazing person that women are instantly attracted to. Doesn't love easily, but loves hard when he does. Is aware of his faults and strives to be a better person. A health-conscious individual, Michael takes care of himself physically and as a result is extremely sexy. Amazing in bed and extremely well-endowed. Highly intelligent, and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when he makes mistakes, often to the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. Can forgive others more easily than he can forgive himself. Needs to know that despite his shortcomings and past mistakes he is a beautiful person worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to have the chance to know and love him.
by tks76 February 02, 2010