Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 9, 2020

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Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

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Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018

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Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.

Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!

by NighttOwl March 22, 2017

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