Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 9, 2020

Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018

Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

Merp

A one word general response to a sentence you do not have an answer to.

“Merp”

by MrRyanLion March 17, 2025

merp

anything u want it to be

person 1: “i miss u so much person 2”
person 2: “merp”

by merpperson May 13, 2024

Merp

An unexplainable term that is used to describe intense emotional feelings of utter cuteness, happiness, and lovingness. It is usually only used around those you have a close emotional bond with, to share your deep devotion to the things that you love.

Ex: Gracie got so mad at me because I keep talking about Kang Ha Neul.. but he's just so Merp!

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Merp

Merp is a word that can be used as a verb or adjective. It goes in place where a word has yet to be invented for an action that causes you to wink or make a sound before doing something.

An example: I saw the squirrel get hit by a truck and I was like, "merp".

Another example: Everytime something goes wrong and everyone points at me I'm like merp.

As a Hispanic we tend to make sounds that can be described or understood as words, merp is just another way to define such sounds.

When you see a hottie and you jokingly say she is merp-alicious.

by Just Merp it January 5, 2021