Merps

Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.

i love my #merps and #merplife !

by pampdaddy! September 10, 2016

Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 9, 2020

Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018

Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p

For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”

by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018

Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!

Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!

by Nerp February 28, 2019

Merp

When you dont know what to say or do us the word merp, it helps you start a conversation it has various meanings but it is used to start a convo, it can also be used when bored or you just wanna shout a word

Person one: merp person two: what??
Person one: soooo whats the weather today

by Merpworld November 12, 2020