Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

off-menu

Something that is not necessarily mainstream, but isn't something some hipster would brag about. Just something uncommon.

"Have you watched the TV show Farscape? lt's a bit off-menu, but still a great sci-fi."

by ->llxTheDevourerxll July 31, 2014

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

Menued

When your table neighbour in a restaurant builds a barrier of menus to try and block your loud conversation.

‘Did we just get menued?’

by Dockers May 21, 2019

Club Menu

it's everything that keeps you up until the party's end

— I am just not sure if I will go clubbing tonight – because of the flight tomorrow...
— Yeah, i remember it. But researching needs no "club menu"

by verykk December 13, 2019

Roswell Menu

When a dog cums in your mouth

Stacey practically lives on Roswell Menus these days

by Dede Megapoopoo August 11, 2020

COVID menu

A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.

Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."

by John30041 June 20, 2020