Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

$1 menu

Taking a girl on a cheap date; inside joke for buying things

"Hey bro, I'll take that girl to the $1 menu". "Can I get a condom?". "Yeah, off the dollar menu"

by Chassy Cassy July 28, 2017

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Roswell Menu

When a dog cums in your mouth

Stacey practically lives on Roswell Menus these days

by Dede Megapoopoo August 11, 2020

Makeke Menu

A typical saying of a porquitchona to express frustation. Also a menu that includes a Kebab.

A:Damn, this case is really hard. Makeke menu!

B: I'll have a makeke menu, a wrap and a diet coke please. I'm not that hungry today.

by TheAlmightL2 July 14, 2018

Menu Rushed

Being rushed to order something at a restaurant because you have showed up late to the restaurant. Your friends are ordering their food and the waitress/waiter is waiting for your order. You either get to only glance over the menu or you never get the chance at all. You are menu rushed.

I was menu rushed at the diner the other night because i showed up late.

I ordered a sandwich that i didn't even want the other night because i was menu rushed.

by SnlCrazy11 November 28, 2012

No need to order all the burgers on the menu

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.

by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023