Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

Makeke Menu

A typical saying of a porquitchona to express frustation. Also a menu that includes a Kebab.

A:Damn, this case is really hard. Makeke menu!

B: I'll have a makeke menu, a wrap and a diet coke please. I'm not that hungry today.

by TheAlmightL2 July 14, 2018

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 03, 2015

Pizza Menu

Slang for the booklet of rules a workplace issues new employees.

Hey Phil! I know Scott is new to this, you get him his pizza menu yet?

by darealbossman February 15, 2024

Menus

Menus is a extremely hot girl. She ist a gorgeous, loyal person with a great personality. She's often very dreamy and she is a human who love things like the ocean, music, art and the Forrest. She is trustable.

"Do you know Menus?"
"Oh that nice girl? Yeah!!"

by Ketchuploverone December 31, 2016

Menu

Parcking ticket

Grab that menu off the window for me, gonna pay for it later.

by wall3rd January 21, 2017

Menued

When your table neighbour in a restaurant builds a barrier of menus to try and block your loud conversation.

‘Did we just get menued?’

by Dockers May 21, 2019