Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

Mendoza

v. The act of trashing someone's tent in a drunken fit of rage due to a sticky zipper

"What the fuck happened to my tent?!"
"Dude, looks like you got mendoza'ed. I hope you have bug spray."

by the K-Spot May 7, 2010

Mendonkadonk

The masculine equivalent of the term Badonkadonk. A man with an exceptional package. As where a badonkadonk sticks out in the back, a mendonkadonk sticks out in the front.

"Did you see Josh in his gym shorts? He was packing a Mendonkadonk!"

by ReverendTKEYZ October 6, 2012

mendoformous

thinking; extreme concentration on nothing. being above the mind. a sense of high.

"Bro, i just smoked so much weed!!"

"Haha yeahh you look so mendoformous."

by cubazn May 19, 2010

menlon

the word for screeching uncontrollably

"Megan is menloning"
Menlon, Menloning,

by seeyoulaterfifia May 14, 2018

Mandoncphobia

The fear of trading

James had a trade on the table that was fair for both parties, but James has Mandoncphobia and won't go through with the deal

by Stackabuttons May 9, 2019

Menonunitus

A menopausal woman with a strong compulsion to join a nunnery. Usually starts with insecurities of the mind in the late forties. No definitive known cure; however, it is believed a good session in the bedroom be actioned to loosen up sufferers' rigid mindset at the time.

My partner has menonunitus, and it's worrying me she will join a nunnery unless I give her a good seeing to!

by marty mac March 17, 2021