melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

by lololololololol! January 16, 2011

Melon Bag

Opposite lemon squeeze.

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

by Jesperz January 2, 2011

melon turd

a turd that smells and looks like a melon

george has a melon turd head

by noob May 13, 2005

Melon Balling

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.

1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.

by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011

Melon Pro

very high level of coolness and/or awesomeness

Those shoes are melon pro!

by MushroomSlap November 10, 2010

melon gaze

As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

by Chris Hine September 14, 2008

melon head

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.

by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013