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Maxim

An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
by willtopower July 7, 2008
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Maxim Gun

The first recoil-rechambering machinegun, which saw use by the British in their bloody quest to exploit and control Africa in ye olden times. It was fed by a magazine on top (using gravity to load the next round in after each shot). Notorious for its barrel, which was enclosed in a large metal tube filled with water to keep it cool.

Rarely, but sometimes used as a instigation towards blacks, due to the devastation it caused against the native Africans in the English's Africa campaigns.

Just as pistols are sometimes nowadays refered to as 'Gats' (from the Gatling Gun - another classic machinegun), modern automatic weapons are are sometimes refered to as 'Maxims.' A Maxim cannot mean a pistol, shotgun etc., and is strictly used for machine guns.
"The damn Maxim Gun's jammed again!"
"Bullocks! Bloody things cna never get more than four rounds out before locking up!"

"Get the fuck away from me; I'm packin' a maxim." (Reffering to a submachinegun.)
by BiscuitBucket September 5, 2008
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A famous québecois who popularised the green lake also know as the 'lac-vert' in french located in deschambault, qc, ca
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maxer

To optimize, to improve, making better, to enhance
To maxer the building he would have to add more support columns.
by Derek Brown July 21, 2003
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maleman

An employee of the United Penile Service, thier job is to deliver males to other men for homosex and other devious activities related to gay sex. A tip for the maleman would often include a round or five of butt jousting.
Bob- man I'm bored, i could for something cool and fun

Dave- I know, let's have the Maleman cum... come over and bring us a guy!

Bob- sweet deal
by Father EEP January 18, 2008
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malemaism

A statement made by the lemmings stupid and possibly retarded leader. Often made in reaction to a threat and to keep down that terrible white society who is forever pointing and laughing at the stupid lemming who they realise is corrupting a nation. A malemaism statement will inevitably use the race card
The following are good examples of Malemaism

On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."

“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.
by Lemming hater April 12, 2010
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Maemuna

Maemuna is a beautiful muslim girl with brown eyes, fleeky eyelashes and eyebrows, luscious lips and beautiful teeth. She has a gorgeous body: Hips, small waist, big booty and big boobs. Many people are jealous of her and spread rumours which everyone believes.
She is such a Maemuna
by Sch00lbus March 23, 2017
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