Masturbating

Something you do when you need a quick fix because the real thing isn't available.

Jerry: Hey what are you up to?
Frank: I'm masturbating.
Jerry: Ok hit me up when your done.

by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022

Mathurbation

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022

madturbating

Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.

Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?

by EnbySithLord January 7, 2023

Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 5, 2023

masturbating

when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.

but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.

also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.

(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done

(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023

Masturbating

What you’re doing right now.

People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.

by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023