Mathias

An extremely gay person that has an affinity towards licking other guy's anuses.

Stop licking my ass. Don't be such a Mathias.

by test12311 November 9, 2011

Mathias

Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.

“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”

“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways”

by Matematikk November 28, 2018

Mathias

MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.

Person: I got a big dick
Person2 No sorry, Mathias Got the biggest dick in the world.

by Midtnix June 3, 2019

Matisse

Someone I’m simping for that’s in my grade. He always stares at me, gets exited when imma talk to him but in front of ppl, he says that I poked him in the eye with a pencil and that I bully him

Girl 1: he is such a matisse

by Depressedwoman May 29, 2021

Hugo Mathis

A person who is not longer than 2 day healthy and after 2 days literaly gets retardet plus he is a bastard that is stupid and likes to lik the dick of Bernhard Schmid

You are such an Hugo Mathis

by Aranger March 20, 2023

Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.

Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.

by Miragemelody August 17, 2009

Mathis

Mathis, they often try to flirt with girls. They are very attracted to them. They think they are very cool and funny when they are just being creepy. They are a bit bi-polar and are quite stalkerish and perverted. They also try to look good.They are a danger to most women.

"That Mathis just told me I looked awesome! Then insulted me!"

"Yeah! He is a weird, never talk to him!'

by thisisthetruth1010 January 16, 2013