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Markos

a nice and wonderful boy who Is always there for his friends and is a very loving man and will destroy anyone who dares to challenge him with his eyes closed plus he is really funny
damn he really is a Markos
by -Chickenshit 101 🥵 December 10, 2020
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A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.
-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko
by Nyphrend May 1, 2019
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A very explicit person that is married to a sally, she always calls him "Marko", they both love each other way too much that no one can sit with them. Apparently, they appear in someone's stories ;) and have a kid together.

from s to j ;)
MARKO COME WITH ME ;)
by aidanadia June 8, 2022
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Someone with Asshole with a diameter more than 20 cm

Sometimes presents with lack of maturity and a wide pelvis
You are a markos
by Markos609 January 1, 2025
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He really enjoys cars, driving them without a license too. He thinks he's cool for it, when in reality people just see him as another downie. Legend has it a Markos usually withhold an IQ of 1.99 on average, which is quite reasonable considering other traits he has received from his family i.e. unsymmetrical face, inability to process his own language, 1 incher, incel attributes (inability to attract any form of creature), and just overall habit of being an unseasoned swine. He usually hangs out with other low IQ lifeforms, such as a rare and wild breed of batmansasha, aka sashslayer.
by EpicVeleitys August 7, 2021
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Marko is a word oftenly used for having a greekgod body. Marko translates to goat, which means greatest of all time.
I am a Marko. I am a goat.
I have the body of a Marko. I have a greekgod like body
by Daymond Jhonson November 22, 2021
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Marko is a married man. His wife made him forget all of his friends. R.I.P Marko. His middle name iz Bore.
Marko you can't go out today, we are watching Netflix tonight.
by BigDickyFuckyou November 21, 2021
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