cock malone

an insult which has no actual definition. (thus if someone does not know what a cock malone is, they must be one)

person 1: tony showed us his balls at practice yesterday
person 2: what a cock malone

person 1: you are a cock malone
person 2: whats a cock malone?
person 1: if you dont know what a cock malone is than you must be one

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

malonedick

A long dick.

Allan:Do you know malone?
Frank:Karl Malone?
Allan:No, Malonedick.

by Frug October 15, 2003

malones

another word for "melons"
referring to large breasts

Dude.. did you see her malones??
MALONES!!!

by kidelh March 4, 2007

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018

Maloned

When an insurance company has to shell out thousands of dollars in renovations due to faucet related damage

Nationwide totally got Maloned by Kyle

by JBchillin October 4, 2018

MaloneGH

The best underground rapper. He is better than Drake and Uzi combined🔥 His song “Blow It” is one of his best. He literally owns the underground industry

Kevin: Bro did u hear Drake’s new song

Isaac: Nah bro, but I’m sure MaloneGH songs are better

by MaloneGH’s Fan😊 December 30, 2020

Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022